Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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