too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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