Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"