I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize