The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA