nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer