We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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