You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
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