Me too!
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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