I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
did i walk over a car last night?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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