i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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