i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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