I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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