what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
