it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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