If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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