"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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