Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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