Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
