Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
How's work?
Spinning.
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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