I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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