I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
