im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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