do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...