At least make sure they are 18
Why
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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