My mind says no, but my body says yes.
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?