her vagine was all disorganized.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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