Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
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She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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