I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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