My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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