is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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