you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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