what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
either way he was missing a nipple.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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