fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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