This girl is more easily done than said...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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