Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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