At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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