I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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