I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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