Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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