Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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