I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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