i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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