Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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