I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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