Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
