even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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