His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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