I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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