no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
ttyl tear gas
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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