I'm jealous of your bromance
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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