he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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