SEEEEXXX PLEASE
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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