Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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