I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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