My Higher Power is John Stamos
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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