we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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