sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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