GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Randomize
