White coat. Heels.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
