Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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