piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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