Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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