Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
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